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[littlesilhouettoofaman]

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[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Wait. I forgot the most important one.

[A couple of minutes later Vil receives a picture of the Most Important Cucumber. A genuine dick pic.]

[callofbeauty]

[…]

[damn him.]

did you seriously take a dick pic in the middle of a grocery store? Or do you have a collection of them in reserve now?

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

What is the answer you want to hear?

[He has a collection.]

I must say the pic I sent looks more like a sausage instead of a cucumber.

[callofbeauty]

I don’t want sausages.
They’re too fatty for my diet.
Also store bought are disgusting.


Oh
You’re talking about your dick again.
Shut up I’m drink.
Duck
DRUNK

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

No worries. My sausage is just the one you need. No fat and I do believe you like its taste too.

[Dicks dont taste that good, though.]

I am talking about certain special sausages.

Do you want one?

[callofbeauty]

Are you talking about an actual sausage
or your dick

please don't put spices on your dick or something.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

I will leave that up to your imagination. I am quite hungry, though. I will get some extra eggplants.

I won't, you have to suck it, after all.