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[callofbeauty]

I WANT THE OPPOSITE OF MORE!

Who even makes these?!

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

You are giving me mixed signals, Vil

[Have some more porn of the puppet variety.]

[callofbeauty]

a people are drawing this too?!

Do you just have all of these saved in your phone? How are you not on a list?

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Oh, I am on a list. The Muppet Porn List!

[callofbeauty]

Did you actually sign up for some bizarre mailing list? Or are you just making things up to mess with me?

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Aren't you on the list too, Vil? If not, let me send you this one.

[More inappropriate Muppets are coming your way, Vil.]

[callofbeauty]

I'm getting a divorce.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Already? That's weak, Vil.

[callofbeauty]

Signing the papers right now.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Sure. Pics or it didn't happen.

[callofbeauty]

[Oh you little- alright no. He's got this.

There's a picture of a sheet of computer paper with the word "DIVORCE" written in big letters with black sharpie, with Vil's signature, also in black sharpie, below it.]

1/2

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

2/2

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

I could sell that signature for a lot of money, you know? And then I could invest that money in a premium membership of the Muppet porn site.

A win win in my book.

[callofbeauty]

You have no way to prove it’s mine when selling it! I’ll deny it!