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[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[callofbeauty]

[And there is a selfie of a very drunk and pouty boyfriend who has CLEARLY had, A Day. He has had more than a couple glasses of wine judging by the wine bottle behind him.

And yes, he is, in fact wearing one of his old movie crowns in the tub.]

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

That isn't my favorite crown, though. Disappointing.

[And he sends a selfie of him sticking his tongue out.]

[callofbeauty]

[And there's a picture of his hand giving the middle finger.]

Well it's my favorite, and I'm having Me Time right now.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Then why are you messaging me about it?

[Another picture of him sticking out his tongue.]

Or are you just feeling alone?

[callofbeauty]

Because you're insufferably cute.

And I miss you.

Ass.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

You miss me or my ass?

[callofbeauty]

Both.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

And there you are, sitting alone in a bath watching a movie you don't really like.

[He himself likes Jurassic Park, though.]

You made some stupid choices, Vil.

[callofbeauty]

I'mm drunk
I don't know what you want from me

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Oh? And what do you want from me?

[callofbeauty]

Too drunk to figure that out
you do it

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Lucid enough to text me, too drunk to use your fantasy. What has become of you Vil Schoenheit.

:"(

[callofbeauty]

Don't be mean
You can't be mean during my me time
You're my husband you're supposed to spoil me

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Vil. Do you want me-time? Or do you want us-time?

[callofbeauty]

Me-Time can be Us-Time at the same time
don't argue with me over it
Are you still out for groceries?

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

That makes no sense.

I am still at the supermarket, yeah. Are you home already?

[callofbeauty]

It makes perfect sense
You just don't have enough wine in you
anyway yes I'm home
where else would I be drunk with a crown?

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

Perhaps it makes sense to someone who has had too much wine. I'll give you that.

I don't know, some movie or something?

Must I bring cucumbers?

[callofbeauty]

then come home and I’ll share my wine with you so it’ll all make sense
Bring your cucumber. I miss it dearly.


Wait did I ask for actual cucumbers when I was sober? I don’t remember.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

I was planning on bringing that particular cucumber, vil. I take it you rather nibble at that, not?

[callofbeauty]

Well I could use something to suck on. Or sit on.

But also get the other cucumbers too. They’re probably important.

[littlesilhouettoofaman]

I put 3 cucumbers in my tray next to the one that is inside my pants.

I think we have some spare cucumbers at home as well, not?

[callofbeauty]

did you get the good cucumbers though. Send me a picture.

Of the vegetables.

Not your duck. I know what that looks like.

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